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July 31, 2009

Suffering a Comedy Hangover…

Filed under: Movies — Tags: , — Arturo @ 7:58 pm

So here’s post number two.  Enjoy and please comment.  I am not in the writingnest of modes so I apologize if this seems bland.

When I first saw the trailer for The Hangover, I thought, “Where have I seen this premise before…”.  Then I saw THIS.  And my expectations dropped to almost nonexistant.  Then the reviews started coming in, and this movie was hailed as comedy genius.  I was even more scared.  Most of the time when I hear that, I expect to be blown away and it rarely happens.  So I broke down when a couple of buddies decided to make it a guys outting.

This movie really does try a little too hard.  It goes for some of the most outrageous reactions to the most unlikely of situations, and it does it over and over and over.  But… yes “but” it is hilaaaarious.  I love this movie.  I decided to just sit back and enjoy the ride.  No over analyzing like I get accused of many, many times over.  Although the things these guys managed to get themselves in to are so far fetched, they come together nicely.  The story flows well, and you find yourself wondering what will come up next.  These guys tear Vegas up and sadly Vegas just spits them back out saying, “I’ve had worse.”

Funny characters.  Hilarious scenarios.  Great movie.  I recommend you get the guys you grew up with, or your closest buddies, or both, and go watch this sans the ball-and-chains.  If you go with your significant other, that’s fine too.  But go see it.  If you’re like me, sit there before the previews and tell yourself, “it’s just a movie and the Randommuch Guy promises this will be better than Dude, Where’s My Car?

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AC

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It really is WAY better than Dude, Where’s My Car?  I promise.

The Truth Doesn’t Get Any Uglier…

Filed under: Movies — Arturo @ 7:35 pm

So I was fortunate enough to see two movies recently, so I am going to hit you TWICE today.  I’m generous like that.

I actually had high hopes for this one.  When I saw that Gerard Butler was gonna do another romantic movie after P.S. I Love You, and Katherine Heigl was throwing her gloves back in the comedy ring after Knocked Up, I had a feeling it was going to be good.  Then I read some of the reviews and my hope faded.  Most, if not all of them, were saying that The Ugly Truth was just another romantic comedy to put on the shelf with the rest.  Nothing new to offer the movie gods.  A couple reviews actually used the “chik flik” scape goat, saying that it was just another date movie with no real substance.  I took major issue with that because it urks me to end when people, especially testosterone driven macho men, throw the “chik flik” category around at anything they’re too manly to see.  Let’s get it straight, right here, right now.  Romantic comedies are NOT chik fliks.  There’s Something About Mary, Definitely Maybe, What Women Want, Hitch, Runaway Bride, Made of Honor… THOSE are romantic comedies.  Titanic, Pearl Harbor, Cold Mountain, Legends of the Fall, The Notebook… THOSE are chik fliks.

The Ugly Truth is NOT a chik flik.  It is pure romantic comedy.  Katherine Heigl needs to be a little careful that she doesn’t become typecast as the neurotic, over-controling psycho.  And Gerard Butler is gonna give women a false ideal for what men could be.  This movie does play off the usual men vs women jokes.  But at the end of the day, name me a Hollywood movie that doesn’t do that, and I’ll bet you it’s one of the few movies that are nominated for Academy Awards.  Hollywood is NOT concerned with originality, they just want your money.  If it works, use it.  This movie however, does it well.  The jokes are typical, but still make you genuinely laugh.  It’s a good look at why some men are the way they are.  I know a couple of guys that are exactly like that.  And if you women pay special attention to the reason why Mike(Gerard Butler) is the way he is, you’ll understand that not all men are the same, and even the jerks sometimes have reasons for being that way.  You take a long enough look at Abby(Katherine Heigl) and you’ll see a sweet girl.  Both characters are clichés, but clichés are really just averages.  Mike and Abby are your average guy and girl trying to make sense of an otherwise twisted dating experience.

Go in to this movie expecting to be entertained and not enlightened, and I promise you’ll leave smiling.  Typical intro, typical jokes, typical ending, but there is nothing typical about laughter.  Each laugh in your life is a special moment that you should cherish.

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AC

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I’ve only had two movie characters that I admired as a men to no end, and that was Rhett Butler from Gone With The Wind and Rick Blaine from Casablanca.  Mike Chadaway is a close third eventhough he is from a romantic comedy.

July 21, 2009

You know, Brown is also the color of bullshhhhut yo mouth!

Filed under: Celebrities, Personal Thoughts — Tags: , — Arturo @ 5:30 pm

Yes, we are all human.  That is a given.  So much so that it is NOT an excuse.   “I’m only human.”  So was Gandhi. So was Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.   So is Nelson Mandela.   Why can’t we all strive to be more like them?  Nooooo… of course not.  Those people were just humanitarians.  Celebrities nowadays are the new Gods.  They are infallible.  Even if they make what we normal people call mistakes, they just pull out the old “I’m only human” card and voila, all is forgiven.  Jamie Foxx, makes a stupid comment about Miley Cyrus(Hannah Montana) and then goes on Jay Leno and “apologizes”.  David Letterman says a stupid comment about Sarah Palin’s daughter and then “apologizes”.  My personal favorite, Clinton “apologizes” to the whole nation.  I invision the PR people actually telling their clients, “It’s OK if you screw up, we’ll just issue and a public “apology” and you’ll be fine.  Just don’t screw up too bad.”

One of the latest, and the one that prompted this post, is Chris “Mini James/Bobby(with one tenth the talent)Brown”.  He beats up popstar Rihanna some time back in February, and now that things are calmer he wants to “apologize”.  It’s obvious that this was written and rehearsed.  You want to convince me?  Give me genuine tears, stuttering, fumbling over words, the same thing said over and over cause it’s NOT rehearsed, and STOP READING FROM THE CUE CARDS!  Even if all that was done I still call bullshit.  You want to impress me?  Stop and think before you do something stupid.  Believe me, I KNOW women are not sweet, innocent little victims all the time.  They run off at the mouth and antagonize, but there is NEVER a point that you can’t just walk away and be better than domestic violence.  Here’s a real apology, let a 6’5″ recent parolee have you alone in a locked room for 5 minutes then come out and “apologize”.

Here’s the video for your viewing pleasure.  I got a good laugh.

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AC

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Long gone are the days of celebrities with integrity and respect for themselves and their fans.  Don’t get me started on the music itself.

If you have a crappy cell phone say “i”phone…

Filed under: Personal Thoughts, Tech — Tags: , , , — Arturo @ 12:17 am

OK, I plan for this to be a short one but knowing me it probably won’t be.  So as some of you may, or may not know, I have had some issues with the iPhone as of late.  I even went as far as to go on to eBay and look for a Blackberry Pearl 8120(for the WiFi) with the plan to activate it, unlock my iPhone, and sell it for a profit.  Yes, that’s how peeved I am at Apple/AT&T.  My problem is that, although, as I’ve said, the iPhone is an extraordinary mobile device, it is not the greatest “phone”.  It does “other” things great.  The number of apps you can get are endless, so to speak, and can be very useful or just plain fun.  But as for the basic cell phone features that we have gotten used to over the years, this thing is horrible.

The fundamental… phone.  I drop calls left and right.  The sound over the earpiece and the speaker is horrible.  The headset is no better.  And since the 3.0 update, even my non-Apple headset sounds crappy.  SMS leaves much to be desired.  I HAVE to see everything in conversation mode, and forwarding and landscape barely became available with 3.0.  Speaking of barely, it took 3 generations of hardware and software to get MMS and we STILL can’t use it.  I managed to get it working for a week or two(don’t ask cause I honestly can’t remember exactly how) and I can tell you it’s not the greatest.  These are things that a cell phone in this day and age should do flawlessly.  The iPhone falls way short.  And the other major problem I have that finally pushed me over the edge, so to speak, was video.  The only selling points for the 3GS were the speed and the video.  There are some other smaller features, but nothing earth shattering.  But like I said the video got me.  I KNOW, for a fact, that the 3G is fully “capable” of doing video.  There are a couple of apps through Cydia(Jailbreak) that allow video to be taken.  The down side of course is that it is not legit to use.  I also KNOW that jailbreak can make the iPhone a little choppy and buggy.  But my question is, why should I pay money AND extend a contract I am desperate to get out of, just to have video?

I have been told that AT&T is the evil doer here and not Apple.  But I blame both.  Because at the end of the day, even IF AT&T has severely dropped the ball with it’s lack of preparation, Apple is still to blame as well because they signed the exclusivity deal with AT&T.  Does Apple have a great device?  Ab… so… lutely.  Do they also have a mediocre(at best) cell phone?  Ab.. so… freaking… lutely.  I sincerely hope that Apple forgoes it’s exclusivity with AT&T, goes with Verion, and takes a serious look at the “PHONE” features of the iPhone.  I will say that I love my iPhone.  But loving something does not mean I have to sit by and just accept it’s flaws.  As a consumer I have every right to demand that my money get me what I deserve.  Customer Service has gone out the window, fallen 40 stories, and broken each and every bone in its body… in three places.  But that doesn’t mean we can’t fight back.  The iPhone may be a meager example, but this world, and more importantly this country, has become complacent.  People, and companies are getting the attitude of take it or leave.  As for the country, love it or leave it.  I say BS to both.  I have every right to love my country and it’s products and services, and complain if it’s not what I believe it shoud be.  I expect the best out this country and every American.  And if we can’t even stand up and demand satisfaction with something as abitrary as a cell phone, how do we ever expect to improve the United States of America?

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AC

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Luckily a good friend of mine had a Blackberry Pearl lying around and let me handle it.  And I will report that I am STILL an iPhone user.  Although the HTC Fuze is looking MIIIIIGHTY tempting.  LoL.

July 18, 2009

Things Got Harry Today…

Filed under: Movies — Tags: — Arturo @ 1:43 am

So after a long wait, 2 days, my wife and I finally went to see the new Harry Potter movie.  My wife went through the whole series of books in no time and has been adamant about keeping as much from me as possible so as to not ruin the movie experience.  I’m not much of a reader.  I’ve watched them with her so far and I have to say, the Harry Potter series is no Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings as far as sagas go, but I’ve enjoyed them for the most part.  So without further hesitation, here goes the review.  As usual, I will try to avoid major spoilers.  No promises.  We’ll see when I’m done.

First off, the bad.  Here was another 150 minute movie.  In the cases of Transformers: Rise of the Fallen, and most definitely The Dark Knight, two and a half hours was not a nuisance at all.  But this was not one such experience.  There was a lot that, I think, could have been left out.  Especially considering that, as most book to films do, there was other stuff that could have/should have been in the movie.  One thing that has bothered me about the Harry Potter movies is Daniel Radcliffe.  His acting is horrible.  The only emotion he conveys convincingly is juvenile giddiness, and even then it comes at the price of seeing that creepy, retarded grin he gives instead of a genuine smile.  Maybe he lacks the muscles in his cheeks to pull it off, so I apologize for being insensitive.  Every one else in the series has done w good job so far.  Another thing that bothers me is how every one goes from running for their lives from the big bad “wolf”, Voldemort, and then break out in to teen angst.  I understand that the series is as much about the adolescent/teenage experience as it is about surviving a magical assassination attempt.  But there has to be a better way to portray that in the films.

Now the good.  Storywise, this has to be the most important in the series.  It may have dragged because of the fact that it is the “hump” film of the series.  This one ties in all the other movies to the final movie, coming in two parts.  When you take a step back and look at it from that stand point, it is a good movie.  Characters connect in ways that every one saw coming.  Other characters reveal something about themselves most won’t expect.  And Harry Potter must be the most unluckiest person in the real or fantasy world when it comes to losing people he cares about.  Oops, did I say that?  Seriously though, if you ever meet someone named Harry Potter, do not befriend that person.  The name itself may bring about your early demise.  This kid is a death magnet.

If you’re a fan of the books, if you’re a fan of the movies, or even if you’re just following along because of your wife and/or kids, you should enjoy the movie over all.  However, like I said about Transformers: Rise of the Fallen, make sure you get that glutious maximus ready, and empty those bladders.  It’s a long one and feels like it at times.

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AC

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I just thought of another thing that bothered me.  The other movies have all had the “and” in the name and tied it in nicely.  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and so forth, have all tied that in.  But this one has so little of “the Half Blood Prince” that it almost seems like they put those words in the movie just to satisfy the namesake.

July 16, 2009

A Porsche by any other name, would be better?

Filed under: Personal Thoughts — Tags: , , — Arturo @ 10:05 pm

It’s safe to say that most guys are REALLY in to cars.  There’s just something in our DNA that pulls us in that direction.  From the roar of a V8, to the infinite modification choices of an import, there is a car for every man.  Even some women.  The first car I ever saw that made me realize how cool a car could be was the Firebird from Smokey and The Bandit.  And I loooooove black.  The first car that made me say, “someday” was a 1968 Camaro.  My dad asked me why, since most people love and adore the 1969 model.  Even from an early age I could tell the difference and explained that the body seemed too streamlined and made it look fragile… to me.  Like a 1967 or 1968 but on a diet.  Since then I have had and/or loved many cars.  I still love the 1968 Camaro to death, but my dream car has been upgraded to the Nissan Skyline R34.  And for those in the know, Yes I said R34 and not R35.  Again back to body preferences.  By the way, any one wanting to donate a 1967 or 1968 Camaro to a lowly Texan, PLEASE get a hold of me.  Also, like most guys, I have seen and liked my fair share of the exotics, from Lamborghinis to Ferraris.   And I think every guy has liked a Porsche or two.  But I saw something recently that made me cringe.  I Stumbled Upon this website, and one of the last remaining shreds of childhood I have left started to fade.

What kind of world do we live in where some one needs a four door Porsche?  Seriously.  That 50 year old that can finally afford a sports car, but the wife doesn’t want to loosen the reigns enough, so he compromises and gets the four door Porsche to make everyone happy?  Come on!  That’s too adult.  One of the reasons that exotic cars are so appealing is cause you have to make good money to be able to afford them.  And when you can, you should drive them like a child that’s fullfilled his, some hers too, fantasy.  But now a typical suburban dad can hop in and take the kids to the grocery store for milk and toilet paper?  I mean it’s bad enough that there’s self indulgent, newly initiated soccer moms that said, “Oh no, I can’t give up my extravagant life style just because I’m a mom now.  I want an exotic soccer mom van/SUV.”  And then there was the Porsche Cayenne.  And to make matters worse, in reserching to not make myself look foolish by saying that at least we have the Ferraris and Lamborghinis left, I find THIS.  A four door Lambo?  Dear GOD in Heaven!!  There aren’t enough BMW’s, or Benz’s, or Cadillac Escalades, or even Jaguars to fullfill this need?  We have to further indulge this delusion of marriage by making exotic cars readily available to power brocker family man and bored out of her mind desperate housewife/soccer mom?  Not everyone is meant to be a multimillionaire.  We’re not all gonna be rock stars and basket ball stars.  We can’t all be Donald Trump, or Bill Gates.

That’s what makes them, them and us, us.  If you’re lucky enough to hit the lotto, go ahead and knock yourself out.  I’ll laugh when you’re on the new TV hit show, “How I Lost My Lotto Money” cause you don’t realize that taxes on those huge ridiculous houses don’t pay themselves and that new Ferrari will require parts and labor at some point.   Read THIS if you don’t believe me.  But noooooo… we live in the day and age where everyone has to have access to everything.  That’s why there’s a stupid MTV show that chronicles the planning of exaggerated Sweet 16 parties and “teen” Cribs.  TEEN CRIBS!!!   I don’t hate rich people.  I hate stupid rich people.  There’s people dying of hunger.  There’s people dying of heat stroke every summer.  In this very same country, not in some third world country.  But that’s OK, cause now you AND the whole family can wave at the homeless guy as you all ride around in a four door Lambo or Porsche.  And before you ask: Yes I do donate when I get the chance.  I have supported the ONE organization, Breast Cancer awareness, and The Children’s Miracle Network, among others.  I even donated a percentage of my check to The United Way for a while.

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AC

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Also, before anyone asks – Hell YES!! I’m gonna buy one when I hit the lotto.  ;)

July 12, 2009

A Brock and a Hard Place…

Filed under: Sports — Tags: , , , , , — Arturo @ 12:27 am

Edit: THIS article helped me chillax a bit.  Very well written.

Just in case anyone catches this before they watch UFC 100, it has spoilers.  Avoid, until after you see it.

I have been an MMA fan for a while.  I have never been one to memorize stats and stuff, but I know the fighters, I can call to memory a fight here and there.  I actually got the first three UFC’s ever on pay-per-view when they aired.  I watched, maybe, the first ten, then one here and there, and then almost every one since about UFC 57.  I believe I can hold my own in any conversation when it comes to MMA.  And tonight was the landmark UFC 100.  This was huge for the UFC.  Definitely a milestone.

I could talk about of the fights, especially the main event.  But I want to discuss one of the fighters in the main event.  Brock Lesnar.  Just some brief history on this guy for those who have no idea or know very little.  He was a world class wrestler in college.  We’re talking champion multiple times, All-American, went something like 106-5 in four years of amateur wrestling.  He then went to the WWE.  Yes, pro wrestling.  The theater sport.  He then decided he wanted to try some REAL fighting and wanted to fight in the UFC.  Most people have to work to get to the UFC.  They go fight in amateur events, get in to some small organization like Cage Rage, or even EliteXC, and then, if they’ve proven themselves, they get a shot in the UFC.  He talked to Dana White, president of the UFC, and said he wanted to really test his fighting ability.  He was told that the UFC was not where you prove yourself, it’s where you fight the best.  Lesnar said he wanted to hit the ground running and so it went.  He lost his first fight, to Frank Mir, whom he fought again tonight.  He beat Mir in convincing fashion.  And even I was gonna give him his due respect.  He was now the undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champ.  Then he did it…

Frank Mir was still half out of it and just stood up, and this douche bag comes up and talks some trash to his face.  That to me was beyond disrespectful, to Mir and the sport.  Then to make matters worse, he’s interviewed after the winner is announced and he again proceeds to talk trash,which is normal for a fight with bad blood, but he starts yelling in to the mic and walking around like he’s back in the WWE.  I understand there’s emotion involved.  I understand that there’s all kinds of people.  Most athletes are a little more cocky than regular people.  But this is MMA – Mixed Martial Arts.  Martial Arts is a means of self defense and has a long history of being driven by honor and respect.  Bushido if you will.  Bushido is a code of conduct derived directly from Samurai.  Honor was more important than life itself to the Samurai.  And Martial Arts is supposed to encompass that principle.  There are some fighters that still exhibit that principle.  Fighters like Georges St. Pierre and Anderson Silva, among others.  Not only are they a dying breed, there are too many fighters like Brock Lesnar that have no respect for fighters or the sport.  He’s here to prove something to himself.  Maybe his daddy didn’t say he was proud of him enough, I don’t know.  But he respects nothing.

I understand that for the UFC, it was a good move.  There had been talk about guys wanting to come in from wrestling and boxing trying to prove that MMA was not a real fighting sport.  So Dana and the Fertitas probably figured if he loses, they shut up some doubters about the UFC and MMA.  If he wins, they get a new demographic of viewers, cause WWE fans will follow Brock, especially if he wins.  Win, win.

Albeit my disgust with his antics, I will admit that he is an imposing force.  But I will say that it is NOT skill he posseses.  He is a HUGE man.  That much weight and power is hard for anyone to handle, regardless of skill.  That, is his only skill.  He is a force of nature; nothing more, nothing less.  He is technically the champ, but he does not represent what MMA is.  He’s a very big, very strong wrestler that is allowed to kick and punch.  There is no Martial Art about that, and there is no Bushido in Brock Lesnar.  The sooner someone dismantles him(Fedor Emelianenko), the better it will be for the sport… IN MY OPINION.

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AC

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If anyone associated with the UFC actually reads this… PLEASE do everything possible to get Fedor in the UFC.  I have no doubt that he destroys Brock.  I truly hope so, cause I can’t stand the guy.

July 10, 2009

Sarah Palin comparison…

Filed under: Personal Thoughts — Arturo @ 10:08 pm

You know how every once in a while you see or hear something and come up with the lamest joke ever?  And how most of the time, it’s something you shouldn’t even confess to a priest?  Well this is NOT one of those times.  Instead, this is one of those rare occasions when the joke is SO lame, that you must unleash it on to the world.  Here it is in all it’s glory complete with set up.

Here’s the story… So it seems Ms. Palin was tired of media and people in general making fun of her and her lack of intelligence.  So she cried and moped and said she’s resigning… blah blah blah and then THIS story came out.  When I saw the story, this joke came to me in a moment of hallucination.

Sarah Palin loves Twitter because she was so tired of people calling her a twit, that she was thrilled there is someone Twitter than her…  Oh yes I did!

*crickets are literally chirping outside my window*  Sign? Or sheer coincidence?  Sorry, I had to share my absurdity.

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AC

July 4, 2009

Hard Candy to swallow…

Filed under: Movies — Tags: , — Arturo @ 7:22 pm

I was intent on spending today watching movies.  My wife and I watched Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.  A movie I liked when I saw it in theatres and jumped at the opportunity to watch on Blu-Ray.  Then after pausing for lunch, we moved on to Hard Candy.  Whoa, Nelly!  This was one heck of a movie.

First off, I know I’m a little slow here, it did come out in 2005.  But I’m sure a lot of people haven’t heard about it.  This is what used to be called a B-movie.  Now a days they would probably call it an “independent film”.  I kid you not when I say that this movie had a cast of five people.  You can verify HERE.  Most of the movie is less than half of that.  It stars Ellen Page from X-Men: The Last Stand and Juno.  I loved her in Juno, by the way.  She plays young and very intelligent quite well.  This movie isn’t much different.  The reason I say this movie is hard to swallow is because of the subject matter.  It revolves around pedophiles.  But the reason I loved it so much can be summed up in the tagline.  You know how they say little girls shouldn’t talk to strangers?  Well the tagline is, “Strangers shouldn’t talk to little girls.”  It may be considered ruining the movie if I were to tell you that the “little girl” in this movie is not the victim.  But… to watch how it unfolds is the REAL thrill of this movie.

I loved this movie.  If you are a fan of murder/mystery type movies, or psychological thrillers, I am sure you will enjoy this as well.  It doesn’t go for cheap thrills and yet gives the creeps just the same.  Make sure the kids are safely tucked away or at grandma’s house, get some munchies, and sit back and enjoy the creepy ride.  Tell me what you thought.

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AC

Happy Fourth of You Lie…

Filed under: Personal Thoughts — Tags: , , — Arturo @ 1:19 pm

Please read this the whole way through, if you still decide to flame me for it, so be it.  I can handle all kinds of criticism.  Comments!!

Today is our great nation’s birthday.  It turns 233, and still young.  And in being young it still has much to grow and learn.  Our country is the best, but it is not infallible.  Like its inhabitants, or more like because of its inhabitants, this country still has a ways to go.  We are decades, sometimes even a century ahead of other nations.  But in the grand scheme, we still suffer from ailments that really shouldn’t exist in this day and age.  Poverty, hunger, racism, sexism, greed, financial issues, health issues are all things that this country shouldn’t have to worry so much about considering our over all wealth.  I am not saying this country is bad, I am saying that today should be not just a celebration, but a wake up call for all of us to do a little more to improve the country we all love.  And I am not talking about politics.  In my opinion, politics is one of the problems with this country.  I did not say government is bad, because we do need some order.  But this silly obsession with Republican vs Democrat is so juvenile and counter productive.  Focus on being human beings and good Americans and I promise this country will live up to its potential.  I promise you that this country is well on its way, but it is not currently what our forefathers had planned.

One thing I will also say, PLEASE stop with the special occasion patriotism.  I see so many people flying the flags and wearing the pin on this day, but the rest of the year there is no sign of their supposed “patriotism”.  You don’t celebrate the birthday of a loved one and then forget them the rest of the year.  All those flags go back in to storage and collect dust for a year.  A true patriot is not someone that waves a flag on the 4th of July.  A true patriot is not someone that believes in this country blindly.  A true patriot is not someone that thinks this country does nothing wrong.  A true patriot loves his/her country, year round, and will not only acknowledge that it needs improvement, but will not make excuses and do what ever they need to do to make this country as great as it could be.  Other wise, they not only bought in to the lie, but are adding to it.

Have a fun and safe Fourth.  ;)

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AC

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The armed forces were not left out for any other reason other than I have very strong feelings about that matter and thought this was not the moment to unleash them.  If you really want to know, ask and i will share.  But like I always say, “don’t ask a question unless you are TRULY prepared to hear the answer.”

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